As I watched the hordes of spectators jostling for position outside the ropes at Wentworth last week at the BMW PGA Championship it reminded me of the halcyon days, in the 1980s I think, when Mum and I attended a few World Matchplay events there. I think the sponsors at that time were Suntory, a Japanese whisk(e)y firm, and a wee nip of the sponsor’s product was always welcome on those crisp, autumnal mornings in October.
Dad was still slogging away at the coalface of employment and Patricia was………..well, goodness knows where – possibly covering the fledgling Ladies’ European Tour, so it was treasured time for me with Mum, who, according to the family, was an expert in all things in general and golf in particular! (I thought I’d better finish that sentence with an exclamation so that you wouldn’t take that last remark in the least bit seriously.) She always was an entertaining companion and a keen and wily golf spectator, knowing exactly how to move around the course to get the best view of every shot. We’d tramp round 36 holes a day, love every second of it and then get up and do it all again the next day. No need for a gym subscription way back then. Wentworth, at the Matchplay, was also the first place I ever wore wellie boots on a golf course. The going outside the ropes could get a little soft and wellies were just the job. It’s where we jointly discovered that if going downhill on a slippery slope it was best to go on your toes. That way, your heel couldn’t shoot out from underneath you depositing you on your backside. Balance was more easily maintained on tiptoe. You see – it IS possible to learn something from even the most shallow of blogs! As Billy Connolly so succinctly put it, “If it wisnae fur yer wellies, where wud ye be?”Those were great days with Mum and long before I had any thoughts of there being a smidgeon of a possibility that I might one day work in golf for the BBC. When that became a reality, the accompanying accreditation allowed for access to the hallowed ground inside the ropes at big tournaments where the view is second to none.
It brought home to me just how hard golf fans have to work to see their idols. If you like to follow a particular group or a specific player, there’s no comfy seat from which to view the world’s best parade past you. No, out you go in all weathers, ducking and diving, constantly on the go before standing still for ages for microscopic green-reading and the like. Peter Alliss always said the golfing galleries were the most patient and accepting of all sports spectators. They pay a lot for the privilege of being told when to stand still, when to keep quiet and their very existence seems to be ruled entirely by a single strand of rope and being on the correct side of it.In return, they do have the opportunity to get very close indeed to the best golfers in the world – far closer than other fans would get to the protagonists in other sports, footballers, cricketers, tennis players and the like. And, oh my, should you have the good fortune to be struck by a stray golf ball, you may even rise to the dizzy heights of receiving a signed glove from the player. Be still my beating heart!
As I write this blog my phone has just pinged, warning me that the latest episode of The Chipping Forecast, with Andrew Cotter, Eddie Pepperell and special guest Iain Carter, has just landed. It’s a great listen and I urge you to subscribe to it and make it part of your week. I guarantee it’ll liven up any grey afternoon when you can’t get out on the golf course.
Wentworth was where I first met and worked with Andrew. He was a young sports commentator but at that point hadn’t had the opening to have a go at any golf, his first love. I was considered reasonably experienced as a summariser at this juncture and was told by the producer I would be working with this “new guy” and to “look after him”. I could see he was very nervous, more than a trifle uptight and not disposed to chat much as we made our way up the 1st. We were both working for 5 Live at the time and at the first green they came to Andrew for an update.
I stood next to him as he delivered the first of what has now probably become hundreds of thousands of golf reports. He did beautifully but had a little stumble over a word or two. As the broadcast moved on to someone else Andrew was distraught. He banged his head with his hand, declared there was nothing he wanted to do more than join the golf team and that he’d blown his chance. I was astounded but tried to reassure him that that was certainly not the case. I was soon to learn that a young Cotter was angst-ridden, never quite believing in his own abilities, and that his desire for perfection led to astronomical amounts of research and soul-searching.
It was apparent to most of those who worked with him that he had the talent and ability to forge his way to an outstanding career and if there is currently a better golf commentator on the planet, I don’t know them. And I know, not all, but a great number of them. And it’s not just golf. He is simply brilliant right across the board, from adeptly hosting Olympic opening and closing ceremonies with Hazel Irvine to explaining the intricacies of rugby where you can’t see the ball for about 80 per cent of the time.
One of the reasons I love the aforementioned podcast is because with his two co-hosts he seems completely relaxed and able to be himself. With his dry humour he pokes fun at himself and his “dark side” as well as at all and sundry. Eddie (who had a season’s best finish of joint 12th at Wentworth) and Iain, 5 Live’s much respected golf correspondent, make up a perfect podcast trio with their stream of consciousness chat and inability to take themselves seriously. Eddie is almost as droll as Andrew and I laughed out loud when he recounted how he’d tossed a ball to a little lad as he left the 7th green at Wentworth last week. Said lad tossed it straight back!
Well done, that boy!