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How The Mighty Are Fallen

My three-week drought of golf was broken last Monday at lovely Enville Golf Club, home to two beautiful courses, right on the Staffordshire/Shropshire border.  It was where Diane Bailey (nee Robb) played a great deal of her golf and is rightly an honorary member.  Diane, now an MBE, was a British Girls’ Champion, an England International, a Curtis Cup player and president of the Ladies’ Golf Union but she will mostly be remembered for being the first to captain a winning British and Irish team (male or female) on American soil.  That was in the 1986 Curtis Cup at Prairie Dunes in Kansas – unforgettable for many, including Patricia who was there covering the match.

Diane Bailey, front row second left, with her successful 1986 Curtis Cup side. Can you name them all?[Women Golfers’ Museum.]

The Enville club is buried in a rabbit warren of lanes and this week plays host to the Girls’ Under 16 Amateur run so ably by the R&A Championships division. Nowadays everything in junior golf seems to be organised into age groups, which trebles the workload for the organising bodies, of course.  In my day everyone under 19 years of age was lumped in together in the one tournament, which was quite daunting if you were playing in your first Girls’ Championship at a measly 13 years of age.  That was when I had my first foray into British Girls’ championship golf, which took place at North Berwick, Catriona Matthew’s home club in East Lothian.  The Girls’ was preceded by the junior home internationals so I had the opportunity to watch great players like Mickey Walker, Josephine Mark and Cathy Panton, all of whom went on to represent Britain and Ireland and two of whom became top professional players.  They were certainly inspiring to me and my path wouldn’t have crossed theirs at all if I had been restricted to an age category tournament.

The flags depict the number of nations competing in this week’s Girls’ U16 Championship at Enville.

It’s interesting to ponder which is the better approach as regards bringing on youngsters in the game.  At 15 Rory McIlroy was teeing it up in a professional European Tour event, something hard to imagine happening had he been restricted to playing in age appropriate competitions as opposed to skill appropriate ones.  Tiger always felt the best way to develop was to win at every level, which he did, of course, but he wasn’t restricted from playing against boys a lot older.  I’m pretty sure the current system will encourage many more very young ones to get involved.  Being solely with their peers will probably mean they’ll keep going for longer, not get too discouraged and hey presto, before they know where they are the bug has bitten!  And that may just keep them in the game for life.

Patricia, Anita and me, a little bedraggled, but smiling after a great day out [Thanks to Lorna Bennett, pressed into happy snap service]

Anyway, back to my own age appropriate threeball at the start of the week.  Patricia (sister) and Anita (friend and member of Enville) and I managed to dodge most of the rain and, despite claiming never to have played a skins game before, Anita swept the board with Patricia being her closest challenger.  I was a distant third.  This didn’t bother me unduly until we returned to the clubhouse.  First, Patricia disappeared in the rain to rummage in the bin at the first tee where she had inadvertently jettisoned a pair of earrings along with a pocketful of broken tees.  No sooner had she triumphantly returned with said earrings than we had to undergo an entire emptying out of the handbag by Anita in search of missing car keys.  Ten minutes later these were located resting innocently on a bench in the locker room.

I was laughing at the pair of them and shaking my head at their senior moments when I realised that these were the very folk who had absolutely trounced me on the golf course!  “And I used to be quite good,” I thought.  A chastening moment.

I was a distant third to THIS pair??!!!

Anyway, I plan to return during the week to see the girls and how it ought to be done!

The past week has seen wonderful tributes pour in from all over the world for Renton Laidlaw, broadcaster and writer extraordinaire on many subjects, but specifically on golf.  Renton would always have been on my list of favourites to have as a dinner companion.  Be that as it may, I have one Renton tale which I would like to share with you.

Forty years or so ago I was working for a golf promotion company which organised pro-ams in the winter in the south of Spain.  I was a general dogsbody in the running of the tournaments and I am hazy as to how it came about but I actually caddied for Renton in one of these 54 hole pro-ams.  He had arrived out in Spain, a member of well-known professional David Huish’s team.  David was a terrific player and a great ball striker – we were, after all, only a handful of years removed from when he had led the Open at Carnoustie after 36 holes.  To David’s horror Renton had come armed with a new set of John Jacobs’ clubs which claimed to be anti-slice.  David had completely dissed these clubs in the press, totally rejecting, at that time, that clubs should be tinkered with to mask skill deficiencies in the player.  And boy, had Renton skill deficiencies!

Anyway, Renton and the clubs (and I like to think the caddy also) performed like a dream team.  Drives were straight and true, no trademark deviation to the right-hand side of the course, and a final triumphant chip in from off the final green sealed the win after three tense days of competition.  It was hilarious, one member of the winning team claiming victory despite the anti-slice clubs and another claiming victory precisely because these new weapons had been in his bag!

We had a lot of fun that week and Renton certainly had the last laugh.

October 22, 2021by Maureen
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What A Load Of Rubbish!

I was flicking through the numerous golf stuff in my inbox – old habits die hard and I like to think I’m keeping tabs on things, even when I’m not really – and something stopped me in my tracks, jaw dropping (which would be good for singing if under control), screeching ensuing, inelegant, unedifying in the extreme.  You wot/WHAT?  You’re kidding me…

I don’t pay much attention to prize money these days – one advantage of never having played golf for a living – but the figures at the Zozo Championship caught my attention.  It is an official PGA Tour event, held at the Narashino Country Club in Chiba, not far from downtown Tokyo.  There’s a select field of 78 players, not including Patrick Cantlay, the defending champion, who won the title last year (in California) nor Tiger Woods, who won the inaugural event (in Japan) in 2019, to equal Sam Snead’s record of 82 US tour titles.  There’s no Cantlay nor Woods this year but there is a lot of dosh – shedloads, not to put too fine a point on it:  $9.95 million in total; $1,791,000 for the winner and $1,074,600 for the runner-up.  And no cut.

Bonkers.  Absolute bonkers.

You’ll recognise a lot of the names but it’s hardly a stellar field and I believe it’s official money.  It’s another world but isn’t it just a case of the rich getting richer with no regard for what’s happening further down the food chain?  Hideki Matsuyama, the Masters champion, is there, so no doubt the Japanese are happy but, really, do many of us care who wins the Zozo?  Apart from the champion, his family, agent, bank manager, sponsors?

Yuk.

I’m a great believer in golf for everyone (in theory) and last Saturday I was putting that theory in to practice, playing with one of the brothers-in-law and one of the nephews at a course I’d never played before (and never heard of – and neither had most of my golfing friends).  It was good value – 20 quid for 18 holes – but maybe that was because our tee time was 1406 and they didn’t think we’d make it round before dark (they were right!)

Ready to take on the beast (not me!)

The West Midlands club, near Solihull in Birmingham, set in wonderful rolling countryside, has so much water that there are as many fishermen as there are golfers but one of its holes, “The Devil”, is a par 6, apparently the UK’s longest hole.  We played it from the yellow tees where the yardage is 666, the devil’s number.  It’s 725 yards from the tips and 565 from the reds.  Stroke index 1 not surprisingly and, in all honesty, long, dull and boring.

It’s a long, hard hole to hoe….Are we there yet?

The boys both had strokes and the hole was halved in seven.  Nothing very distinguished about it but there you go.  None of us was at our best but (boast alert) I was the only one to finish with the ball I started with.  “There’s not that much water,” the nephew told me before we played but frankly, dear reader, he was WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.  He and his Dad impressed me with the capacity of their golf bags:  could anyone really have that many golf balls with them?!

It just goes to show, though, that, like the possession stats in football, the number of balls lost is not necessarily indicative of how close the match actually is.  We played outright wins (skins) and the handicapping was so good (fair) and my putting so dodgy (flawed) and the opposition so bloody competitive (expected) that we had to keep going to the bitter end (in the dark).

Everything hinged on the last hole, a shortish par 3 modelled on the 17th at Sawgrass.  Standing on the tee we could see nothing much at all, bar the water we had to carry and the lights of the clubhouse.  It was all a bit of a mystery.  The first two balls splashed in to the water, so it was down to me, all to play for.  I made decent enough contact with the ball and then listened, anxiously…where had it gone?  What on earth was happening?  There was no splash, thank goodness, just a dull thud, a vague noise that indicated the ball had hit land not water.  Phew!!!  Bragging rights retained – just.

It was much darker than it looks in the photo and we couldn’t see a blooming thing; we just listened for the splash.

A couple of days later I played at Enville (keep going until you find it, it’s well worth the detour) and it was a joy to realise that the bad shots at the weekend hadn’t just been down to me:  every now and again I hit something that approached a golf shot – and we avoided most of the rain.  Maureen and I were overrun by Anita, as you’ll read in more detail but it was great fun and even the senior moments had a happy ending.

Sitting in the spike bar afterwards, having ordered tea and something, I was looking for my earrings when the awful realisation dawned that I’d probably thrown them away into one of the rubbish bins, along with a load of broken tees.  By this time it was chucking it down but I headed out, umbrella in hand, to root in the bin at the 1st tee – it’s not too far from the 18th green – where I’d deposited my rubbish.

There were some odd looks from the guys leaving the 18th – after all, why would some old doll sans clubs be rootling in the bin at the 1st, juggling an umbrella.  To retrieve her earrings, of course.  What else?  There’s a lot more to golf than meets the eye.  Or the ear.

Success. The earrings were indeed in the bin. Look carefully and you’ll spot one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

October 22, 2021by Patricia

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